Christmas!

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=~=~=~=Location: Inside the Samurai - Heavily modified Pellaeon-class Imperial Star Destroyer, currently traversing Infinity

Optimus Prime: Captain! Something came for you!

OP: Let's see... It's from the Iron Lady!

OP: First ribbon.

OP: Second ribbon.

OP: And a clear polka-dotted plastic wrap?!

OP: Here you go, Captain! All unwrapped!

OP: Now to open it up!

OP: Ohhhh. Envelopes. Fancy envelopes. You can use these!

OP: I'm just going to recharge a bit.

OP: I'm taking this to the Stationery area of the Stockroom!

Juxtaposition

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    Gregorian's cover of Now we are free pumps through the speakers.

    I am glad to leave towards better leadership.

    I am glad to leave a stench-producing, blame-throwing slimebucket that thinks his way is better just because he's the boss.

    I am glad to leave inept idiots in supervisory posts who think their position entitles them to immediate attention and action while they deny it from the very people supporting them.

    I am glad to leave nitwits who can't follow simple instructions despite repeated demonstrations and reminders.

    At the same time, I am sad to leave comrades.

    I am sad that I part from a good friend.

    I am sad that I leave able mentors.

    And so the Wheel turns.

    Sing, Freedom. Dance, Destiny.